Thank you for tuning in to my blog and may it lead to a beautiful and shallow relationship. There are often things on my mind that I feel the need to share so while my thrust is to entertain you this will also be cathartic for me. This is my very first blog and if you don't enjoy it then there is something very wrong with you and I suggest that you contact a doctor or a priest ASAP. The English language has taken some hits over the years (Ebonics? Are you fucking serious?) but you can expect its proper usage here.
Okay. It's time for me to go fishing so I'll sign off for now. Before I can start fisting - sorry, I meant fishing - I need to stop at my local arms dealer's house and grab a few grenades. Bait is slimy and lures will hook you even if you just look at them so I fish differently than most anglers. Field & Stream rejected the article I sent them but Soldier of Fortune will likely buy it or at least give me store credit.
